Dear Lake in the Hills Sportsman’s Club:

As a child, my grandparents used to take me fishing.  My husband’s grandparents did the same for him.  Our parents, however, do not do the same for my children.

Through a friend, I heard about the Lake in the Hills Sportsman’s Club Fishing Derby and kids’ clinic in the spring…

Dear Evil Drunk Lady at the Pixies concert,

You did not ruin my concert experience with my children, even though you were trying so desperately to do so.  Even though you spilled beer on my daughter.  Even though you would make a better door than a window, and you and your boyfriend and posse were abusive…

Dear Jess,

I wanted to write you a quick note to thank you for being such a good friend to me.  I am taking all of your suggestions to heart and trying my hardest to create new healthier habits with the information you have shared with me.  I believe you when you say that I will…