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Success

In Healthy shmealthy, Stick a fork in it! on May 10, 2012 at 1:31 pm

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Today my lunch (so far) consists of a cup of bone broth and a crusty heel with pasture butter.

I am surprised at how mildly flavored the broth is, and I have to admit its going to take some getting used to if I plan to drink it regularly. I have this thing; I don’t like drinks that taste watered down. I added a pinch of salt to try to up the flavor punch just a tad, but it didn’t really put it into the “hey this is pretty great!” arena. I didn’t want to add as much salt as it would have required to get it there. I’ve heard that you have to try something seven times before you acquire a taste for it, so hopefully it’ll go from ‘meh’ to ‘yay!’ eventually. I remember feeling the same ambivalence about kombucha at the beginning, and here I am craving it and brewing my own now. A girl can have hope.

For cooking purposes I think this stock will be fantastic. I was actually considering making an ox tail recipe again, just to taste the difference using this stock as opposed to the vegan broth I used the last time.

The butter bell was a home run, as expected. It’s already been filled, used, and refilled. Everyone in the family loves having room temperature butter at the ready. Such a minor convenience, but I’ll take one mini success at a time if I have to.

The real deal

In Healthy shmealthy, Stick a fork in it! on May 7, 2012 at 2:53 pm

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Meet my new baby. If it were open I’m sure you would recognize that this is a butter bell. I have been considering/meaning to buy/pining over/searching the internet for just the right butter bell for longer than I care to admit, really. It is one small step in my master plan.

*insert maniacal laugh*

We actually quit buying margarine and butter substitutes a couple of months ago. It has been more difficult picking out a butter bell than it was making the switch to real butter!

The bell is currently filled with a grass fed cow but commercially produced butter. Once I get my raw milk provider situation figured out, I will make butter of my own.

Stay tuned!

I finally start

In Healthy shmealthy, Nothing to it but to do it, Stick a fork in it! on May 6, 2012 at 9:28 pm

Yesterday I was FINALLY ready to go to the butcher and get the ingredients I needed to make my first batch of bone broth. Seriously, it has taken me forever to get to this point, because I needed to read and re-read and understand why I would suddenly start to embrace all of these foods and practices that my whole life my nose had been trained to scrunch up at in disgust.

Unfortunately, I discovered that the butcher I was going to had changed their practices in the time I had spent mulling it all over. Now they no longer advertise a grass fed beef program, they switched to a NatureSource Natural Angus program. Admittedly it is probably a world better than what I would get at any chain grocery store, just in the fact that it’s beef guaranteed to be vegetarian fed, but all of the beef now has a minimum 120 day finishing on corn. I literally shed tears of frustration.

Just as an aside, is it not disgusting that non-human-consumable animal parts are incorporated back into the feed of animals grown for slaughter?

Still, I called the butcher to see if they had the parts I needed for this broth. They had only one of the four parts I was looking for.

Let’s just get this out of the way, these were the suggested parts: marrow bones, knuckle bones, neck bones or rib bones, calf foot.

At this point I needed to decide if it would still be beneficial to make the broth if I had to use standard issue grain fed cow parts purchased at the grocery stores available to me. I still don’t know the answer to that question, truly. I decided to go ahead with the project anyhow, and I spent my Saturday on a goose chase trying to find the best quality available to me. I checked a really large Asian market, because I had seen that bone broth was a huge part of Korean cooking. I thought that there was a chance they might carry some of the things I was looking for that seemed less common and/or harder to find. I couldn’t read much of the packaging, and left empty handed. Whole foods was next. Their meat counter has a rating system on the meats, so it was an easy choice. Unfortunately they didn’t have everything either, and the items they did have weren’t rated because they were in the freezer rather than the fresh meat counter. I took a chance that they were still better than the everyday average products found at the big chain stores. Finally I went to a local grocery store that I had noticed sold “different” products in the past. BINGO!! I got my last couple of items. Not grain fed, not organic; available was my only criteria at this point. I never in my life would have imagined that a calf foot was easier to find than knuckle bones.

The best part of all of this went down at the last store. I had to ask for the neck bones at the counter because I didn’t see them. The man came out and grabbed a couple off of the shelf to show me. I stood there looking at them in a stupor, and he said to me “I don’t know which one you want…. they’re for your dog, right?” to which of course I answered ‘uhhhhhh, yea. my dog. yep.’ I’m such a dope sometimes.

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The stock simmering in my oven gives new meaning to the expression “put a foot in it.”

Anyone who can answer whether using standard-issue non pasture raised beef parts in my stock is going to be detrimental rather than beneficial, please comment. I’d love it if you could either put my mind at ease, or let me know not to waste my time on this again unless I can find pasture raised parts.

A score

In Healthy shmealthy, Stick a fork in it! on April 10, 2012 at 4:13 pm

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This, my dears, is a treasure. I found an entire box of Ball mason jars with lids and caps UNOPENED and untouched at the Habitat for Humanity ReStore for a slim five bucks. Since I killed my soda somehow, I’m going to use this beaut to start my new ginger bug. For whatever reason, I seem to be keeping ants just fine, but bacteria I have troubles. Go figure.

Change is here!

In Healthy shmealthy, Nothing to it but to do it, Stick a fork in it! on April 5, 2012 at 1:34 pm

They’re here, they’re here!!!  I have been waiting oh so impatiently.

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I’m pretty sure it’s clear that I’ve had some experiments going on in my kitchen lately. Some are going really well, and some appear to be mocking me with their high level of failure.  Well, stay tuned, because there is gonna be plenty more where that came from.

Double down

In Nothing to it but to do it, Stick a fork in it!, The dog on April 4, 2012 at 5:28 pm

I went ahead with the lacto-fermented soda. I re-started my ginger bug after we got home from the urgent care on the Sunday that my daughter broke her arm. I believe that the first bug died when I switched from a nice, tight-fitting two-part lid to a more convenient but ill-fitting one piece lid. Bad choice. My new bug has been thriving since I started over with the two piece lid.

On Monday I used the directions on my friend Jess’ blog (because my Wild Fermentation and Nourishing Traditions books haven’t arrived yet in the mail), and made syrup for the soda. We went with Strawberry. The fruit syrup cooled and all of that, and then I added the bug. It’s been up on top of my refrigerator next to the Kombucha to stay warm since Monday night. I keep waiting for the air lock to start bubbling which would indicate fermentation, but so far nothing. Panic pants over here is trying to remain calm, because I know my house is a little on the colder side, so there is a chance I haven’t killed it yet. I know it’s just soda, and I have more bug to try again so it’s not the end of the world if I did kill it. However, I hit the 24 hour mark sometime last night so…. YES, I’m a little panicked! I can’t fight my nature.

I also split my kombucha scoby for the first time today, so now I have TWO batches of kombucha brewing side by side. Double down, baby, this is exciting stuff! I will never again have a dry day, dammit. At least not because I’ve run out, anyhow. I split it partly because I wanted to see if it would work, partly to be my own guinea pig before I decide to split the scoby to share with someone else, and partly so that I will always have at least one good scoby if anything catastrophic happens to one of them. White people problems, I know… Upside: there’s always the bonus of extra kombucha for sharing. Or not.

Am I boring you?

In other news, a long time friend of my husband posted a video he took of my wedding on YouTube. Man were we skinny. I watched it the other night and decided that I looked weird. It was so NOT ME with the out of character super fancy sprayed stiff up-do hair and the heavy handed makeup applied by the staff of the ever-classy Treasure Island spa. If I had it to do over again, I would still hit Vegas with all the friends and family we could muster but I would probably be truer to myself in the get up. When I watched the video the other night, I could see my discomfort on the screen and it made me cringe. Of course, it’s the marriage itself that endures, and the makeup washes off so nothing is lost. It still qualifies as the best time of my life.

Finally, I have to make a random confession. Yesterday I said “fricking” at the elementary school, in front of the new girl, to my daughter’s teacher. It qualified as a swear. She asked me to repeat it, and stupidly, I did. Now THAT is completely in character.

I think it’s time they re-test my IQ. Seriously, I can practically feel it going down.

Dry days

In Healthy shmealthy, Stick a fork in it! on March 21, 2012 at 3:01 pm

I’m on day three of the ginger bug and it’s looking good!  By day three I mean that I have added 2 tsp each organic sugar and chopped ginger per day for two days after starting the bug on day 1.  Capishe?  (yes, I totally did look up the spelling… there are like 20 different ways that you can spell that word)

The little bug is foamy at the top, fizzy and fresh smelling. It tasted good, too (although I was a little scared to taste it, thinking it would be hot); a little sweet, mildly ginger flavored. Very nice.  I will admit that I was hyper-focused on my stomach for about an hour after tasting it, just in case .  I’m fairly new to consuming known bacteria ON PURPOSE, and I tend to prefer my drinks to be on the clear side when considered safe to drink.  It was a leap of faith I had to take today with this here bug.

My kombucha, on the other hand….

I filled my jar up higher on this batch, being greedy and trying to get more from a batch than I have been in the past. Well, between that and the hot weather here for March (80′s in Chicagoland?!), the scoby is climbing up the walls of the jar and literally being suspended over the tea by a big bubble of carbon dioxide. I keep opening the jar and pushing it down in the brew because I’m afraid it’s going to dry out or get mold on it. I guarantee that I will not over fill the jar again… but I’ll be sure to enjoy that extra bottle I’m gonna get out of this batch when it’s done. I just hope it’s done soon.

However, I was reading online that due to the detoxifying properties of kombucha, it is actually good to take a day or two off once in a while to ensure that the body isn’t being over detoxified. (that doesn’t sound right, does it? well, you knew what I meant!) So I’m going to stop whining that I can only make 5 bottles from a batch and it takes a week to brew. Do you see the problem here? Two dry days. Lame. It’s getting even lamer, actually, because each new batch tastes better than the last and I fear I may be addicted.

I’m pretty sure I’m addicted. But it’s all good, because dry days = not excessively detoxed. Perfect… or something like that.

You realize I will just fill my dry days with this new soda I’m concocting, don’t you? I just need to decide on a flavor. Maybe just ginger beer, or strawberry to start? Pineapple sounds refreshing and yum for the hot summer my future-vision tells me is coming.

It’s scary how similar to a sangria recipe this is all starting to sound.

Ummmmmm….. is it wrong that I’m probably going to research whether or not the alcohol in sangria would kill the bacteria in the fermented soda for future reference? Because I totally am. For hypothetical research purposes only, of course. You see, I have this friend who really likes sangria…

Ginger bug

In Healthy shmealthy, Stick a fork in it!, Who comes up with this stuff? on March 18, 2012 at 7:06 pm

I didn’t have the chance to start my ginger bug last night, so I had to take care of it this morning. It sounded so easy, really I was just being lazy. Well, I was brewing tea for my next batch of kombucha, so technically, I was busy. Technically.

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I’m excited to see where this project takes me.  What I’m hoping for (fingers crossed) is that my kids will fall head over heals for this good-for-you soda and swear off the sugary  high fructose corn syrup filled soda from the market.  I’m pretty sure that’s what is gonna happen.  I’m not too worried about my little girlfriend, but that boy is stubborn.  No matter how many times he tries the kombucha or at what stage it is in the fermentation process, his answer is always the same; “no, I still don’t like it.  sorry.”  I’m not even convinced he’s actually sorry (just kidding, dear!).  We shall see if he can be swayed towards filling his gut with the beneficials rather than the detrimentals…

Either way, I’m stoked to be getting started.  It was so super simple.  In a mason jar I put together purified water, 1 Tablespoon chopped organic ginger, 2 teaspoons organic sugar.  I’m letting it hang on top of the refrigerator next to the kombucha (they’re fast friends now).

Such excitement here, huh?  What did you cook up this weekend?

Lacto-fermentation

In Healthy shmealthy, Nothing to it but to do it, Stick a fork in it! on March 17, 2012 at 6:53 pm

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Another day, another trip to the Brew and Grow.

I have been brewing my kombucha so successfully and growing culture so regularly (yay!) that I now have the confidence to attempt to make some lacto-fermented soda. Simple, I’m told. I would much rather make ginger soda or sassafras than purchase syrupy sweet commercially produced root beer (the only soda my kids drink, really, save the occasional orange Crush). The photo shows the necessary equipment (except the bottles, which I already have), which meant that my husband couldn’t even complain about the startup costs. It cost me exactly $6.57, which could probably be reduced if you purchased a drink that came in a carboy at the market.

This evening I will start my ginger bug using the instructions my friend Jess provided on her website, in about a week I will start the process of making soda. Of course I’ll get into more of the specifics as the process takes place.

Also, we have iPad! It makes my $6.57 a rather paltry looking sum, wouldn’t you say?

The gross one

In Healthy shmealthy, Punishment for what?, Random nonsense, Self-deprecating humor, Stick a fork in it! on March 8, 2012 at 10:04 pm

I was able to bottle my second batch of kombucha after work today and start the third batch brewing!  I got a great suggestion from a friend and moved my jug to the top of the refrigerator for a little warmth, which reduced my fermentation time by half on the second batch.  Woot woot!  My mother yeast is fully developed now, and it makes for some tasty ass tea.  The process is much more streamlined as well, so it’s actually very quick work getting the scoby transferred to a new tea and the fermented brew bottled up.  It took me maybe fifteen minutes.  Two days of rest seem to create the perfect amount of carbonation and flavor before the bottles go into the fridge and we’re good to go.  Easy peasy.

This past week I have been drinking mostly GT’s Enlightened.  I was trying to conserve.  I had a bottle of home brew on Monday when I was at home sick, and one today.  On Tuesday morning I felt so good that I thought I had acquired the only four day cold known to man.  Of course, when I went to work Tuesday and sat in the recycled air for a few hours I changed my tune.  Tuesday and Wednesday I had GT’s Enlightened at work and felt pretty unwell.  Today I woke up feeling crappy and off.  When I left for work I forgot my ginger water with lemon, forgot most of the food I normally bring to eat for breakfast, and forgot my kombucha.  When I got home I drank a bottle of my own tea.  I feel better this evening than I have all week since Tuesday morning.  I think this stuff is powerful.  Tomorrow I am taking a bottle with me to work.  We shall see the effect of the canned air on my well being while on the juice!

What else am I doing?  Taking elderberry religiously.  Sniffing a Vicks stick, taking my vitamins, drinking plenty of water.  Snorting and gargling salted water and blowing my nose every three minutes.  Eating well.  I know it’s gross, but I also spit stuff out that comes out of my throat.  I know it’s TMI, but my grandma always always insisted that I never ever swallow sick.  So I don’t.

Did I ever tell the most disgusting story that I’ve got?

I was driving my Jeep in the summer with the top down and the doors off back in the day.  Someone in a car in front of me spit out of their window, and the aerodynamics of the cars and the wind carried it around my windshield.  I had sunglasses on and it went inside my glasses In. My. Eye.  Semi solid.  I almost caused an accident with my complete and total freak out.  I’m pretty sure that I had Suicidal Tendencies playing in the cassette player (it was stuck in the player on constant replay for a year or so) and I may have actually had suicidal tendencies at that moment.  Or rather, murderous.  I almost hurled.

So now you can rest easy that any other story I tell you will be tolerable, because you made it through that one.  Good on you!

Oh crap, I just realized that the kombucha/illness experiment results will be skewed tomorrow because it’s jeans day.  On account that jeans make everything better.

I hope you’re all wearing jeans.

Sorry for the loogie story.

Thanking God there are no pictures, aren’t you?

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